Saturday, September 27, 2008

Adventures in a Book Retail Assistants Life

Key word: BOOK

Enter Customer 1

Shop Assistant [SA]: “Hi, how are you?”
Cust: “Not bad thanks, you?”
SA: “Great, can I help you with anything?”
Cust: “Yeah, do you engrave things here?”
SA: “Um, no…” Internal Dialogue; why the HELL is he asking if we engrave things, did he notice the shelves are full of BOOKS? Sure we have some toys and doodads, but WHAT THE HELL.”
Cust: “Really? Not even stethescopes?!”
SA “No… sorry… “
Exit Customer

OH. MY. GOD.
Posted by Steph at 13:04:25
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