Seventh on Sale
MK & A Olsen are style icons apparently, and I usually agree. At Thursday’s Seventh on Sale gala, though they didn’t make the style.com photo reel [shock horror], they both donned white and the same hippy-ish hairstyle. Ashley went for her signature polished straight look, which a polished slim lined floor length gown to match. She looked stunning as usual. MK created more buzz with her look, I think it reads “I’ve got my shit together…kind of.” perfectly. The dress is a white fluffy concoction, heinously short but so is she so who gives. And then, as we continue our scroll down the ensemble we reach the shoes. As heinously high as the dress, if I wore these I’d be some kind of giant, taller than jack’s beanstalk. However, the pink and white sky scrapers by Valli are called Victoria [as in Beckham] for a reason. I’m sorry but I just can’t deal with something names after someone who is so painfully styled it hurts. Sure, I’ve seen some interviews with Posh where she actually comes across as genuine, kinda funny and pretty all around cool. However, she looks like she was dipped in a pot of some sort of shiny wax and polished within an inch of her life, so polished all the body fat disappeared off her body. Aside from the link with Ms Beckham, I’m sorry but fluro pink platforms will never be okay, and MK should know better. The tackometer on her hobo/foho rock n roll chic vintage collage of a personal style has never been this low…or high. Now I’m confused.
Style winners of the night where for the men Derek Lam and Karolina Kurkova who rocked up with Thom Browne wearing one of his suits. Tres co




. But, when I finally rose, it was to a beautiful 28ish degree day, all bright blue skies and golden sunshine. It was lovely, and I liked it specially because I don’t actually like the heat and I could sit in the shade and be comfortable but the sun was nice and warm. I even had a swim in my 30degree pool a bit later on which was my first swim of the season which I enjoyed thoroughly.
